“Painting job”
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. “Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?” The blonde said, “How about 50 dollars?” The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man’s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, “Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?” The man replied, “She should. She was standing on the porch.” A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. “You’re finished already?” he asked. “Yes,” the blonde answered, “and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats.” Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. “And by the way,” the blonde added, “That’s not a Porch, it’s a Ferrari.”
Redhead
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor´s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
“Impossible!” says the doctor. “Show me.”
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams, then she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her knee and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, “You´re not really a redhead, are you?”
“Well, no” she says, “I´m actually a blonde.”
“I thought so” the doctor says.
“Your finger is broken
the 5 Secrets to a Perfect Relationship…
..1 It’s important to have a woman who helps at home,
cooks, cleans & has a job.
..2 It’s important have a woman who can make you
laugh.
..3 It’s important to have a woman who you can
trust and doesn’t lie.
..4 Who loves you
and likes being with you.
..5 It’s very, very important that these four women
don’t know each other.
